Top 20 Weird OPI Nail Polish Names

 

Half the fun in choosing an OPI nail lacquer is the bizarre list of nail polish names on offer, and your clients certainly won’t forget the title of their favourite manicure shade.

Adel Professional have delved into the OPI collection archives to pick our Top 20 favourite weird OPI Polish names, in no particular order, for your reading pleasure…

 

1. Deutsch You Want Me Baby?

Well I do want this beautiful red-orange shade, but the title is cheesier than an 80’s synth pop music video… this little number is from the OPI Germany collection.

 

 

 

2. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes

I just Camembert cheese related puns, but I guess this subtle rose shade from the OPI Holland collection can stay.

 

 

 

3. Suzi & the 7 Düsseldorfs

Another bizarrely named shade from the OPI Germany collection, this one after the stylish city of Düsseldorf and OPI’s Executive Vice President and Artistic Director Suzi Weiss-Fischmann.

 

 

 

4. I Have A Herring Problem

What did herrings ever do to you, OPI?

 

 

 

5. Tickle My France-y.

Mais non, merci.

 

 

 

 

6. My Chihuahua Bites!

This is probably how Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua feels after being carted around in a handbag all day…

 

 

 

 

7. Teal The Cows Come Home

This gorgeous shimmering teal adds a touch of hilariously terrible pun to your manicure.

 

 

 

 

8. Did You Ear About Van Gogh?

Who knew a nail polish could deliver such a harsh art history burn?

 

 

 

 

9. Purple Palazzo Pants

Thanks for the fashion advice, but maybe I’ll pass!

 

 

 

 

10. Wooden Shoe Like to Know?

Honestly I don’t think I do.

 

 

 

 

11. Wharf! Wharf! Wharf!

Probably that angry Chihuahua’s favourite colour…

 

 

 

 

12. Can’t Find My Czechbook

It’s a good thing this pastel aqua shade is incredible, because I can’t give OPI any ‘credit’ for this pun.

 

 

 

 

13. Suzi Skis in the Pyrenees

Sounds like Suzi Weiss-Fischmann has some great holidays.

 

 

 

 

14. You’re Such A Budapest

No OPI, your puns are the real pest here!

 

 

 

 

15. My Voice Is A Little Norse

Mine will be too, after all the crying I’ve done over how awful these puns are. This prismatic silver is from the Nordic collection.

 

 

 

 

16. Where Did Suzi’s Man-Go?

I admit it took me a little while to work out where the pun was in this one. Nicely played OPI, nicely played.

 

 

 

 

17. Baroque But Still Shopping

This one resonates a little too painfully with a lot of us, I’m sure. From the OPI Venice collection.

 

 

 

 

18. Amazon Amazoff

There’s just something off about this one.

 

 

 

 

19. Suzi Has A Swede Tooth

I don’t even know where to start with this one. This Nordic collection candy pink is inspired by Sweden.

 

 

 

 

20. I Just Can’t Cope Acabana

Same here, I can’t cope with these titles anymore! I’m off to get my nails done…

 

 

 

 

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